Fish discovered in Mexico with a “soul”

   A fish has been discovered in Tampico, Mexico, with what scientist’s are claiming is a ”soul”.  

      The Aquarian Biologist, Sydney Tornton, discovered the fish two days ago during a routine research trip. “I was just collecting in the fish and slicing their guts open so I could have a good look at their insides when suddenly I opened one of the little shits up and there it was.  It was right next to its bladder. ‘Bout the size of your little fingernail.”

   This is the first time a cold-blooded aquatic vertebrate has been found with an immortal constituent of the self. Theologan, Paps Flamingo, said: “There are of course instances in The Bible when all kinds of extraordinary things occur: Burning bushes, water into wine, blind men seeing, all kinds of crazy shit. I’m just not sure any of it is true.”

  A spokesman for The American Aquarian Society for the Protection of Domestic Fish Populations said this morning: “Complete horseshit. Complete and utter horseshit.”